Do you remember that scene from Jurassic Park when the T-Rex is coming and the water in the cup on the dashboard starts rippling as he gets closer with each step? Well last night I was taking a nice, warm bath and Gertrude started moving around a bunch. The water started rippling away from my stomach and it totally reminded me of that scene! She even had that same beat going, just like the T-Rex's footsteps. No, I'm not comparing my child to a giant, flesh-eating monster. I'm just saying it was really funny!
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