Their friend has a brother who is mentally handicap and living in a group home. He called his sister one night and said,
"Sissy, you need to come over!"
"What's the matter?"
"There's a troll in my closet!"
"A troll?"
"Yeah, there's a troll in my closet! I need you to come over!"
"Ummm....you better call dad"
So he did.
"Dad there's a troll in my closet! I need you to come over!"
"A troll?"
"Yeah, there's a troll in my closet! Hurry come over!"
"Okay, why don't you try to get some sleep and we will come over and take care of it first thing in the morning, okay?"
"Okay."
The next morning they went over and found that his mattress and dresser were pushed up against the closet doors. He must have really been scared! So they moved the mattress and dresser out of the way, opened the closet doors and...
...a midget ran out! A real live midget. He was a Jehovah's Witness who had come proselyting to the door. Scared the crap out of this poor kid (who thought he was a troll) and so the kid shoved him into the closet and locked him in all night long.
True story. Moral of the story? If your child says there is a troll in their closet, listen to them!
6 comments:
I'm glad you shared, that's funny. Not funny, but funny! Thanks for the laugh!
Hahahahaha! I really needed a laugh tonight :) I want to say poor both guys. I bet it scared the dad to death as the 'troll' ran out!
That is super funny! Poor "troll", but so funny.
Oh. My. Gosh! Me and Travis are dying laughing! Thanks for sharing, we needed a good laugh!
Stacy that is hilarious! I've been telling everyone about this since I read it. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Thanks for sharing!! How was the "troll" when he got out?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! That's FUNNY!
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